I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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