I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
i dont even know how to be here
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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