my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
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Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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