8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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