My nipple is on Facebook.
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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