i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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