Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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