I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
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Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
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You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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