If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
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I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
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It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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