I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
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How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
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If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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