He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
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I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
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just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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