I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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