last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
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