I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
How's work?
Spinning.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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