Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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