So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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