it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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