i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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