you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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