On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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