No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Houston, we have a squirter
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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