thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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