Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
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