My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
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she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
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Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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