do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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