i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
