I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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