Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
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I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
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I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
So. Much. Porn.
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