It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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