i think my mom watched the whole time
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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