i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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