Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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