I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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