Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
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as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
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A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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