I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I'm bleeding and have questions
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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