yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
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so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
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I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
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