I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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