i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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