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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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