I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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