So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Randomize
