you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
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the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
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I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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