That's when you crack a 10am beer
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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