Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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