i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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