Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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