shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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