I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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