she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
you mean i was at the winter classic?
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
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