i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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