Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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