Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b