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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.

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• (254): View more from Texas

  Im just a social blackout drinker.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone

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• (914): View more from New York

  He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.

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• (956): View more from Texas

  Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW

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• (714): View more from California

  Not my type, but the penis looks fun.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  My liver can't handle being unemployed!

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