Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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