i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
You Will Never Meet Anyone More Annoying Than These 23 People
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
These 23 People Prove You Don’t Have To Be A 10 To Be Good In Bed
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?