I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
