i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
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I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
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i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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