:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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