Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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