She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
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47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
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My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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