Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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